protip
if someone is drawing or whatever
dont fuck them up in any way shape or form just for laughs
dont “finish someones drawing” if they leave it unattended
dont scribble across the page or the picture
dont ruin their progress because itll “be funny”
youre an asshole
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
TMI Sexual Asks
- a. How often do you masturbate?
- b. How do you masturbate?
- c. What do you fantasize about while masturbating?
- d. What is your sexual orientation?
- e. What is your most common sexual fantasy?
- f. What is your strangest sexual fantasy?
- g.What do you think is your strangest kink?
- h. What is your most prominent sexual kink?
- i. What fictional character do you find most sexually attractive?
- j. What do you taste like?
- k. Describe your first time having sex.
- l. Describe your first time giving oral.
- m. Describe your first time recieving oral.
- n. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at once?
- o. What is your favourite sexual activity?
- p. How do you feel about guro?
- q. How do you feel about furries?
- r. What is your favourite monstergirl/monsterboy?
- s. Where is your favourite place to be touched?
- t. How do you feel about dirty talk?
- u. Top or bottom?
- v. How do you feel about BDSM?
- w. Tell us about your most embarrassing sexual encounter .
- x. Describe your last sexual encounter.
- y. Would you ever consider being a stripper?
- z. Favourite type of porn?
- a-z: No.
- my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
- I tried to save a big-ass snapping turtle today but it kept snapping at me so I said "fuck it" and left his turtley ass in the road.
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
Message from David Karpeveryone needs to read this.
Fuck yeah
this is great
I think we need to take an hour to talk about the fact that he signed an official letter with
Fuck yeah,
David
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
CASE CLOSED.
Yeah… Jumping on the band wagon here…
He kinda looks like a Mario baddie… huh…
